ethelreds:

people who unironically use multiple exclamation points in texts are the cutest fucking thing omfg.   even mundane things are made cuter like “just got on the bus!!!! will be home soon!!!”   like yeAH UR ON THE BUS U BIG CUTIE.  I WILL SEE U AT HOME.  LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET.   

(via dohtor)

scarybioloyg:

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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(Source: queeralieninvasion, via lucifershipsit)

punkrightsactivist:

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there

(via womenschoir)

(Source: onetothestate, via womenschoir)

sassybaristas:

Has this been done?

I feel like the barista community needed our own version of this text post phenomenon.

(Source: trentanegativity, via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)

thegadaboutgirl:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

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(Source: sapphiology, via siriuslyscrewedup)

Wilde

literarystarbucks:

Oscar Wilde goes up to the counter and orders a grande hot chocolate and a muffin for his invalid friend Bunbury. The barista asks him if he is ordering in earnest. No one picks up the drink.

(via taragraceknowles)

bradley-herondale:

idrvfast:

This is the best thing in the history of ever.
womp womp 

this is the most hilarious thing

bradley-herondale:

idrvfast:

This is the best thing in the history of ever.

womp womp 

this is the most hilarious thing

(Source: damnthatswhack, via the-awesomepossum)